That's intense
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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