I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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