you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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