Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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