yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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