Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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