Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
She needs sedatives and a leash
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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