so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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