If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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