Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
