It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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