is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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