fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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