I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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