he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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