what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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