Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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