lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
