I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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