i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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