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• (650): View more from California

  the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.

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• (530): View more from California

  tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall

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• (631): View more from New York

  Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me

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