Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm going to rape that little man

(414): View more from Wisconsin

omg not your brother

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(518): View more from New York

im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?

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(206): View more from Washington

No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.

(810): View more from Michigan

Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible

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(516): View more from New York

New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete

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(416): View more from Toronto

Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen

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