I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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