last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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