I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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