its not stalking. its research.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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