yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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