I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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