I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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