I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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