How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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