All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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