Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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