I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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