i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In America we eat man semen.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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