Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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