what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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