Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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