can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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