just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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