your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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