Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.