One girl and one boy is just not enough.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex