Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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