did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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