these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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