I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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