when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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