does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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