You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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