You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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