One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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