Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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