If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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