He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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