Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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