No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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