I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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