Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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