is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
