It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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